Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Butt, it's funny

"The buttocks...these pointless globes are as near as the human form can ever come to abstract art"
-Kenneth Tynan

The Fishermen-John Currin


Not long ago, my seven year old nephew came to visit.
And made this...

A list of every word he knew for "buttocks" which he planned to give to his parents.  Normally I appreciate being recognized for my assistance.  Not in this case...was hilarious until he busted Aunt Jennifer by signing my name to it.

Anyone have additional words to add to the list...kid appropriate of course.  He has a birthday coming up and what better gift to a precocious 8 year old boy than an addition to his naughty list.

I know, terrible...BUTT it's so funny


10 comments:

Anonymous said...

This child seems bright. A little rude, but very bright.

Jennifer C. Webb said...

hope the "gifted and talented" program is ready for him!

LUCY WILLIAMS said...

I may have to show this post to Harrison and Randolph- they'd laugh SOOOOO hard!!

Crissy @ House of Marlowe said...

This is hysterical and something that must be kept forever! :) My personal favorite on his list is budonkadonk!

Gail, in northern California said...

Well, my husband's favorite is chi-chi's. He's 72.

Jennifer C. Webb said...

chi-chi's....love it, proof that little boys never grow up

Anonymous said...

I shared this list with T, who of course got a kick out of it. He suggested you add "genius" to the list. What? He told me to google it. Oh the things you can learn from Sponge Bob...
MK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3ijL1yxTl8

Jennifer C. Webb said...

MK: haaaaaaa, I love T. How in the world did he remember that...amazing what actually sinks into their brains. Can't wait to show this to Charlie

pve design said...

My 85 year old father uses the word "Fanny"
which I love. He usually says at the end of a family event, well, time to get this fanny home. :)
Love that list, frame it please.:)
pve

Jennifer C. Webb said...

Fanny, yes! How did we forget that one ha

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